Craig has control of other people's money and likes to chew. Tommy is gay and really optimistic. I'm old and cranky and extremely neurotic. And steve, well steve is a crap shoot, he does a hair/love advice column for hit it or quit it, and just hangs out being steve. We dig dance parties and old bruce springsteen. We bring our own disco mix tapes on the road for spontaneous disco action. Me and tommy try and imitate girls against boys and brainiac. I don't know who the fuck steve is imitating, probably one of his many alter egos, and craig is a sort of combo of easy-e, the boss and bobby knight. Although a friend of mine who heard us said she imagines craig looking like he was into the allmann brothers. Though nothing could be further from the truth. -- Dan Monick, drummer